Schmoozing: The Godly Way #11 

My hair may be on fire, but you are smokin’ ;)

Mortals~ 

Ya know how fond I am of deals and lets face it, I know all of ya have that one little tinsy something in your pathetic lives you would want changed but Zeusy won’t give it to ya. Lucky for you, I welcome your requests with open arms because hey, I’m a pretty nice guy and I’m here to help ya out so stop by the Underworld and let’s make a deal. 

Thanks for the concern. I’ll let you know when I start caring what a nosy little bird thinks.

Oy, don’t you have fairies or somethin’ you should be playin’ with, kid?

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g-r-e-c-i-a-n:

Herc: “thou art a villain.”

Hades: (Heracles), “the reason that I have to love thee
Doth much excuse the appertaining rage
To such a greeting: villain am I none;
Therefore farewell; I see thou know’st me not.”

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The Unhappiest Place Under Earth

Hey, how ya doin'? Name's Hades, Lord of the Dead. God of the Underworld and King of the Hidden Riches of the Earth. Oh, hey! I'm also a shareholder in my brother's realm of the sea. Consider that your warning, DON'T CROSS ME. Now, if you wanted to trade.. ya know, make a deal.. then we can talk.

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